Today, as if it wasn’t bad enough my dumbass daughter would seduce and hookup with my boyfriends throughout her teenage years, she’s now ruined her own marriage by sleeping with married men, and wants to move back in with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML
Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, I feel like I’ve failed as a parent. My brilliant college-bound daughter is throwing her life and future away to play “step-mama” with her scummy dropout boyfriend. The loser is 17 with three kids but my daughter is absolutely smitten. Neither my husband nor I can make her change her mind. FML
Today, my idiot daughter is sat next to me crying because she took her ex to court for child support, convinced she was gonna get paid, even though her kids live with their dad full time. Now she's paying HIM child support and can’t afford her flat anymore, so she wants to move in with me. FML
Today, my marriage of only a month is falling apart because my wife is furious that I allowed my daughter to move in with my mother, who lives just a few houses down. My daughter wanted to go live with her grandma and I agreed because my wife brought in four kids and my daughter had virtually no space. FML
Today, my daughter asked to use my phone to find hers. Instead, she sent multiple messages to my boyfriend, trying to break up with him. When asked why she did it, she said it’s because she wants me to get back with her father. This would be somewhat understandable if she wasn’t 32 years-old. FML
Today, I'm struggling with my mental and emotional health, as well as my marriage. Our 25 year-old daughter, who is failing at adulting, wants to move back in after only being gone for slightly over a year. I love my child, but she's a nightmare to live with. I'm gonna run away from home. FML
Today, as revenge for not buying her a new iPhone, my twelve-year-old daughter told her father that my boyfriend, who just moved in with us, is on the sex offender list. My ex turned my boyfriend into the cops and his parole could be revoked. FML
Today, it’s like we’re living the dumbest most petty version of Romeo and Juliet ever. My daughter’s boyfriend’s father forced his son to break up with her because the dad and I dated for a year way back in high school. I left him for another guy and apparently he never got over it. FML
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Nikki 17
I re-wrote this for you “If it wasn’t bad enough that I allowed men into my house who would sexually assault my underage daughter, I also blamed her for this trauma and never taught her to deal with it properly”
stickyface 17
Whoa, take a look in the mirror, mom. Your teenage daughter "seduced" your boyfriends? Is that so? Or did you model promiscuity yourself by allowing men into your home, your daughter took her cues from you, and then you allowed this to happen more than once? And you're shocked that the cycle of inappropriate sexual relationships continued into adulthood? What did you expect exactly? FYL, FHL, F everyone's L. Well done all around.
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FluffythePink 23
The correct answer is "Hell no, you ****** around for most of your life and now you can find out what that's bought you. Loose my number, ho."
stickyface 17
Whoa, take a look in the mirror, mom. Your teenage daughter "seduced" your boyfriends? Is that so? Or did you model promiscuity yourself by allowing men into your home, your daughter took her cues from you, and then you allowed this to happen more than once? And you're shocked that the cycle of inappropriate sexual relationships continued into adulthood? What did you expect exactly? FYL, FHL, F everyone's L. Well done all around.
Hangryko 32
That's one way to deny accountability for lack of parenting and dating PDF files. No wonder she's so messed up now. I hope she sues you.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
"Hookup with my BOYFRIENDS"? Sounds to me like you weren't setting a good example for your daughter to begin with.
Nikki 17
I re-wrote this for you “If it wasn’t bad enough that I allowed men into my house who would sexually assault my underage daughter, I also blamed her for this trauma and never taught her to deal with it properly”
stickyface 17
This, pretty much. You said it nicer though.
eellik 12
"teenage years" is not the same as "underage". 18-19 is teenage too. Also nothing says that she brought her boyfriends over.