Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML
Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
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Lonely_Lez 0
That doesn't make sense... it should be right if you did it backwards properly.
perdix 31
Why is this post by Anonymous when you say your name is Lana? Don't think of the pumpkin as a mistake, but as an epiphany. 1. Put it in your window. 2. See who shows up. 3. Learn to love it up the poop chute.
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Comments (187)
iamelrebel 0
it would show up right if you carved it backwards. this is fake. you just wanted something to post and you didn't have something real so you made one up.
dancingyrlie 1
you beat me to saying almost this *exact* thing. fakeeeeee. besides, how many people are named lana? and what are the odds that one of them would decide to carve a pumpkin with her name in it so it would shine on a wall? slim to none.
gravityplanx 0
dude... that's not how statistics work... What are the odds of you winning the lottery... slim to none right? That doesn't mean we should assume that no one will ever win the lottery. SOMEONE wins everytime. Just your personal odds are low. So yeah, the odds that you pass someone on the street named Lana that carved a pumpkin with her name on it are low... but the odds of it having happened somewhere in the world are more than just possible... it's actually very probable... Just like we can assume that someone wins the lottery, even though it wasn't us. EDIT: AWWWWW!!! then you go and edit your comment and mine no longer makes sense... poop EDIT EDIT: And now you're comment is back... anti-poop
whatsisface 0
I agree with this guy completely. I actually just read a book on all sorts of stuff like that! Including manipulative statistics: did you know that you can use statistics to prove that it's safer to drive over the speed limit?
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
Thank you.
gregorrok1 0
I agree with you... A lot of this doesn't make sense
Sparky1728 0
Hey dipshit you didn't flip the letters around. Maybe she's 7?
murdur1 0
I'm sensing a lot of fakeness in this one. Still pretty funny though.
FerrariCake 2
Well, to be fair... your name says "anal" also. You just usually write it backwards so it says "lana".
Carosello 0
this sounds too made up unless you're not thinking, there's really no way you could've done it wrong o.O she flipped the letters... but not the word and some of the people commenting aren't thinking. she probably wrote her name in capitals ¬_¬
letitbe56 0
Capitals do make the most sense, but since the FML says her wall says "Anal" and not "ANAL", I don't think we can assume that.
Goob_the_dude 0
this is exactly why people should not **** homeless drug addicts
imcool1998 0
that's not fml worthy
chuck8303 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Haitch 0
All pumpkin issues aside, I'd like to point out the misfortune of having a name which, spelled backwards, is "anal".
ragzilla 0
I bet her parents trolled when they chose her name. Poor thing.
bugmenotmofo 34
I love how this post is by 'Anonymous'.
mmmyeahsaraa 0
lmao