Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I went to the library to study an upcoming exam. I sat in a quiet corner and was feeling focused. Suddenly, I sneezed so loudly that the entire library went silent. I could feel the stares of every student on me as I tried to pretend I didn’t just disrupt the entire study session. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
I don't think the teacher can refuse to accept it. Talk to the principal.
MrsLender_fml 3
It's snot healthy to take a paper after someone sneezed all over it!
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Comments (40)
HomeAl0ne 20
Say you weren't going to come in today but the voices said to "stop cleaning my guns and go do the exam instead - all will become clear".
persimmon 0
why would taking an exam give you a cold? idiot.
xStarKillerx 4
No. OP was sick and couldn't stay at home because she had an exam to take.
Lisa89 3
it can't have been that important if she refused to take it in...
BoobooBear8 0
I would've sneezed on her face.. then stuck the paper to it..
dansco 25
The lesson here - cover your mouth when you sneeze! lol
HeyyitsChelsea 0
They said they accidentally sneezed. They were probably trying to hold it in but it came out anyway.
ollio412 0
i woulda stood there and made a huge scene until tht asshole took the test lol
Emileerzz 1
next time your teacher gives you a work sheet, tell them you won't accept it cause it's not sneezed on.
cdomick 0
how do u accidentally sneeze on something u must have felt it coming should have turned you're head sorry ur sick but common sense people
florido_fml 10
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