Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home after working 14 hours completely exhausted and found my wife asleep, after not sleeping for at least 4 nights with our newborn. She woke up and couldn’t remember where she'd left the baby. After a mad panic, she remembered that he's with her mother. We are not coping very well. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I went to the hospital in labor expecting a baby boy. I ended the day with identical twins, a baffled doctor, and a husband convinced that our sons can clone themselves. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I found out wife has two baby daddies for our two kids. I’m neither one’s baby daddy. FML
Today, after I had a miscarriage in December, and finding out in June that I was 13 weeks pregnant with twins, I was told out that Baby B had consumed Baby A. FML
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML
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NicoleIsCrazy 0
That REALLY SUCKS!
sourgirl101 29
Foot prints records.
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Comments (276)
johann07 0
Agreed.
RyNo24 4
she should have taken anal! then there wouldn't be twins to mix up.
luisavs 0
Hahahaha! That sucks! I'm a twin and I always wonder if this accidentally happened to us :)
RedPillSucks 33
The FML is that they are fraternal twins, one boy, and the other a girl. Their names are Leslie and Robin.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Apparently you did, haha (in reference to my comment below)
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah. I didn't see that till after. Sometimes when I have an idea, it takes too long to read through the hundredth comment before responding.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Did anyone stop to notice that OP never said if the babies were identical or not, of course we all assume that if they got mixed up that they are identical and that would be the reason they can't tell them apart, but who knows they could be fraternal and that would be hilarious! To everyone saying things like they won't care blah blah blah..ok they might care when they get older and they find out they aren't who they think they are. Find out who is who and then find some way to tell them apart, like a necklace or something.
skyeyez9 25
This may take awhile: at the hospital they take prints of their feet for the parents to take home. Compare the prints to see who is who....unless twins also have identical finger and foot prints?
kristidgranger 3
everyone has different prints. even twins. so comparing footprints is a win
c8750 2
Of course it matters. My nephews are almost 4 year old identical twins but if you show them a picture from when they were babies they can immediately tell who is who. If you just "guess" at this point you could really f-up those kids heads later in life
jess183xp 1
ok you're officially screwed
gggfrt 0
give them different clothes next time.
parya94 0
haha #5