Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home after working 14 hours completely exhausted and found my wife asleep, after not sleeping for at least 4 nights with our newborn. She woke up and couldn’t remember where she'd left the baby. After a mad panic, she remembered that he's with her mother. We are not coping very well. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I went to the hospital in labor expecting a baby boy. I ended the day with identical twins, a baffled doctor, and a husband convinced that our sons can clone themselves. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I found out wife has two baby daddies for our two kids. I’m neither one’s baby daddy. FML
Today, after I had a miscarriage in December, and finding out in June that I was 13 weeks pregnant with twins, I was told out that Baby B had consumed Baby A. FML
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML
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NicoleIsCrazy 0
That REALLY SUCKS!
sourgirl101 29
Foot prints records.
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Comments (276)
itsbriiibaby 0
Ouch, I always wondered if that ever happens to people. Thanks for FINALLY giving me an answer. I would completely freak out as well. Haha, just don't call them by name until they have different traits that are easier to distinguish between. haha =X of course I'm just kidding. But imagine how much easier that would be!
FYLDeep 26
It's okay. It only makes you a pathetic parent if they were fraternal twins.
All_I_Need 4
Fraternal twins can look alike when they are very young, sometimes there are only slight differences. My brother and I (I am a girl) looked alike when we were newborns and only had slight differences during the first two years of our lives. Now, most people can't even tell we are siblings, but babies "all look the same".
ManaUser 0
But at least there was an easy way to double-check in your case.
reptarroars 7
sounds like a full house episode, without the sappy montage :/
FYLDeep 26
******* comment bug. Anyway I wrote that it's okay. You're only a pathetic parent if they were fraternal twins.
Jimboom 12
Brand one of them. Thats the only way. ;-)
dynky 3
does it matter?
xninix_fml 36
Of course it does!
fishertruck 0
Ydi for forgetting your own childrens' names.You fail as a parent.Give them up for adoption asap because they definitively do not live in a safe enviroment.
RedPillSucks 33
They didn't forget the kids names. They couldn't tell which was which.
raynelee 0
it's happens all the time it's not his fault. plus he said they were new borns so they haven't found differentices in the twins yet
Swimmer248 0
They didn't forget the kids' names. Did you skim through the short fml ?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Sit the **** down, you're embarrassing yourself.
qt_314 5
LOL omg learn how to read
natty098 2
**** up
astroid714 0
.... so who's who lmao
Anarkhy 0
Oh snap.. That really sucks!... Good luck with that!!
Arsonnist 3
At least you can tell you and your wife apart.