Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, after much delay, work was finally completed on my parents' new ensuite bathroom. It shares a wall with my bedroom. I was relieved, until I realised the endless crashing and drilling sounds have now been replaced with the sounds of my parents' bladder and bowel movements. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML
Today, we finished redecorating my kitchen. My dad has been his usual OCD self about getting it perfect, so when he noticed a shelf was just barely not level, he decided to adjust the screws. It fell off and damaged my floor, so he threw the screwdriver and cracked a wall tile. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
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Top comments
worldclass 0
There's a hole in your room.. and you complain about sweeping?
vballchick101 0
Aww that sucks. :(
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Comments (121)
ulicksam 0
That's what happens during home remodeling. Get over it.
pennies_lane 6
quit your freakin whingeing.....you got a new bathroom!
ColdGold 6
That's funny that you wanted to help until it was time to do some cleaning.
DABEARSS34 0
YDI for caring so much about bathroom. IT'S A BATHROOM
GETOVERIT2039 0
you don't need parentheses around extremely, just say "our extremely out if date bathroom"
KusanagiStyle 3
FML is full of jerks. You'll all change your mind when you're on the other side of other people's careless decisions that F with you. My bathroom doesn't even have a shower, just a tub! I would be just like OP to get excited over remodeling. I wouldn't be thrilled either if there was an unexpected hole in my wall and possibly aspestus EVERYWHERE. You know, for the fact the bathroom was old, I'm sure the house itself has tons of harmful things trapped in the walls. AHOLES REALLY.
PsychoticAsylum 26
*asbestos
MC_Cracker 0
no bitch it doesn't just because you correct something doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it
pinkpolarbear 8
I love how that huge argument started over a little mis-spelling of a little word. I mean really people?? Get a life
jabfinch 9
You just called Albert Einstein an idiot? Calm down
swag_unicorn 4
gloryyy hoollleeee