Today, I took my two and a half year-old son Trick or Treating for the first time in our new neighborhood. At the very first house, a girl told us we were too early and slammed the door in our face. My son cried. FML
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Gtca 15
OP here! A lot of these comments are hilarious! Thanks for that and for those that showed us some support and sympathy. We started trick or treating at 5:15. Apparently trick or treating kicks up in our neighborhood around 6/6:30. Now I know. When I went trick or treating when I was younger, everyone started around 4 and people were prepared. Besides, how hard is it put some candy in a bowl? Also, some people commented about why a 2.5 year old needs candy, he doesn't, but we went for the experience. Luckily, we rebounded and had a fun Halloween after that incident.
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Redoxx_fml 22
Egg her house and or sing Wrecking Ball
GrantEvans 14
There is no such thing as too early!!
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Redoxx_fml 22
Egg her house and or sing Wrecking Ball
Bloink 25
Teaching OP's son the "trick" part of "trick-or-treat"
VeganVampyre 27
Egg her house while singing Wrecking Ball! Even better!
Redoxx_fml 22
I did say and or
Scorpio1691 29
Sing Wrecking Ball? - now that is cruel and unusual punishment
Redoxx_fml 22
Take her home take her gold take her power
Redoxx_fml 22
Can't believe I beat myself to first place
patrickalamo 48
Well, first post any way...
Kamon97 23
You should just shut up now
GrantEvans 14
There is no such thing as too early!!
Redoxx_fml 22
There is only too late
Welshite 40
I told that to a woman too, but I was threatened with a call to police. Apparently June 13 is too early for trick-or-treating. I had my costume on and everything. :( And by costume, I mean birthday suit.
Redoxx_fml 22
I hope you weren't dressed like a crazy person...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Wouldn't October 30th be too early?
AllieCat21 21
12, look up the meaning of birthday suit.
Redoxx_fml 22
My bad, he added birthday suit after I commented
Javier6597 19
One time me and my brother were so late that instead of candy we got chicken wings
ottokat 15
she sHE SHE WELSHITE IS A LADY
pokeblazer 2
Chicken tastes good :D
emirie 21
Hopefully the rest of your neighbors aren't that rude. If they are, you might want to find a new neighborhood to trick or treat in next year.
Redoxx_fml 22
Why don't we take the neighborhood and push it somewhere else
xxpersonxx 9
I see what you did there
Redoxx_fml 22
Cause she's an Alaskan Bull Bitch
abnormalbird 11
She's big, scary, and PINK!
SymphonyGrrl 12
Whoever slammed the door was a Halloweenie.
Redoxx_fml 22
I thought it was Hallowbitch
dingleberrysteve 6
yea definitely hollowbitch
tannara 12
More like a sHALLOW bitch
ImAFaker 29
More like an asshole. Wait, I thought we were just describing her.
Rainhawk94 27
Remember her when she starts to trick or treat. And give her a pencil
BriCx 8
Better yet, dental floss.
noobienick 19
Or pull a Charlie Brown and give her a rock
VeganVampyre 27
No, guys, it's supposed to be a lump of coal. ... Oh wait, that's Christmas isn't it? Sorry, carry on.
kinky44 28
No treat? Time for a trick. Fire works well
emirie 21
Halloween is about dressing your children up in a disguise and sending them to strangers houses, and threatening them for candy. She didn't give candy!
IceMan11 23
I'm surprised I don't see more children of the corn.
HammyBear13 8
Thats where the 'trick' part of trick-or-treat comes in. You dont produce the goods, you get the trick.
abnormalbird 11
Or you could send them to oblivion with your boot up her ass.
QueenSaru 28
Wouldn't it have been easier for her to just... not answer the door?
domolovesyoshi 33
how would she know who it was?
Enslaved 38
I agree #48. If she said it was 'too early' then the girl wouldn't have expected a ToT. And who knows if the two year old said "trick or treat" loud enough? But the slamming of the door? Uncalled for.
Kibaruto 33
Slamming the door is relative. It could be that the door always seems to slam, or maybe the person didn't mean to shut the door as hard as they did. I've done that a few times. In the end, as long as the two year old isn't scarred for life (rather "scared" for life heh) it should be fine.
beelee1988 13
48. There are ways to see who's at your door without opening it or asking who it is. Some doors have peek holes, (is that what they're called?) and some people look out their windows.
SuperMew 22
He's 2, he won't remember it.
cryssycakesx3 23
peepholes. don't most people hard windows on/near their door? the window in my door looks you my steps so if I come downstairs they see me and I can't hide.
cryssycakesx3 23
peepholes. don't most people hard windows on/near their door? the window in my door looks you my steps so if I come downstairs they see me and I can't hide.
zRatio 6
All deoends what time it is...
zRatio 6
depends*
Rainhawk94 27
Good job! Here's a pencil
alshygirl 14
Some people are just ass wipes for the sake of being ass wipes. Your poor son.