Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, after much delay, work was finally completed on my parents' new ensuite bathroom. It shares a wall with my bedroom. I was relieved, until I realised the endless crashing and drilling sounds have now been replaced with the sounds of my parents' bladder and bowel movements. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML
Today, we finished redecorating my kitchen. My dad has been his usual OCD self about getting it perfect, so when he noticed a shelf was just barely not level, he decided to adjust the screws. It fell off and damaged my floor, so he threw the screwdriver and cracked a wall tile. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
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worldclass 0
There's a hole in your room.. and you complain about sweeping?
vballchick101 0
Aww that sucks. :(
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Zombie65 0
I Agree With # 21 YDI
rockyraccoon28 8
ha, hahaha. that argument was pretty awesome. I guess I can't call it an argument, it was more like a complete butt-kicking. my favorite part was when kbbt16 said he didn't care but he kept talking the entire time. start arguing again while I make the popcorn.
persephone13 0
Wow, I got so involved in reading the hate war between kbbt and everyone else I forgot about the original FML...LOL. "Remodeling? Who the hell is talking about remodel--oh, right!" In any event: @OP: What on earth do you expect during a remodel? If all you have to do is dust some stuff rather than install new plumbing or rip some sheet rock down, then jeez, be happy. @kbbt v. the world: Yes, kbbt made a crazy typo. Funny. What's more funny is how many people cared enough to keep replying to him/her (and then bashed kbbt for doing the same!)
vballchick101 0
Aww that sucks. :(
foxre28 0
Professional:The gaping hole appears to be your closet. OP: Im gonna go make a stupid FML about how i have sweep now.
foxre28 0
Professional: The gaping hole you are experiencing is called a closet. OP: Damn now i have to pay you and you left dirt all over. now i have to sweep. Im gonna go make a pathetic FML about this and make eeveryone think that i am retarded
DocBastard 40
It's ok everyone, I'm here. Let's all settle down. Ok, let's see what's happening. Well, I see kbbt lying on the floor nude with FFML hovering over her menacingly waving a club, while allmidnighteyes is finishing up a bottle of Jim Beam. Ok, looks like a fair fight has concluded. I declare myself to be the winner.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I thoroughly enjoyed that. My thanks to allmidnighteyes and FFML. I'm always astonished when people get defensive at their spelling and grammar being corrected but then insist no one cares.
MC_Cracker 0
so very true in living color superman
MC_Cracker 0
are you some sort of moderator on fml cause whenever i see comments of people bashing on you that are witty and dare I say correctly spelled they get deleted what's the deal