Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my brother and I were nearly made homeless by a good friend and roommate, because after repeatedly leading on my brother, and admitting she’s disrespected me all along, she and her boyfriend took off suddenly without a word of notice, leaving us to a house we can't afford alone. FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
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survivalism 0
Just like you neglected to make sure he paid his half of the rent?
dancin303 0
sucks :( but hopefully you can find a new roommate. oh and your brothers a jerk for not telling you he hasn't paid
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Comments (54)
Colby_Colbert 0
ur bro sounds like a yamsack
Pookie_D 0
This happened to my husband when he used to live with his brother. The lease was in his brother's name, so my husband handed over his half of the money to his brother, who blew all the money on pot for several months. My husband was confronted by the landlord and his brother came clean. My husband used a credit card to pay everything that was owed (which included utility bills and stuff too) and his brother never paid him back. Then my husband (who had been working for a temp agency) couldn't find a job for a while, couldn't pay off the credit card, and had his credit score totally dominated for years to come because of it.
Colby_Colbert 0
^^^^^^ ||||||||||| thatblows
CyclonePsycho 1
Your husband should get a long pole (thirty-nine and a half feet is preferable) and beat said brother until he can't remember how to say his own name. Seriously, that story just disgusts me. What's up with the human race? **** Pookie's husband's life. =
Puolukka 4
Yep...and my husband is going through the same thing as well. He moved back to the States and I was supposed to follow once I'm done with college in August. He moved in with his brother to be able to save up as much money as possible for us...turns out his brother also wasted the money on pot instead of actually paying the bills...there not evicted yet...but it's only a matter of time...and this also screws us over because now we can't afford my visa and my trip anytime soon -_-
martha_fml 0
you don't get evicted after missing half of one months rent. you would have heard from your landlord before you were evicted and it takes forever to get to that point...these things aren't sudden like that. you lie
skullbuster 0
Well buddy, tell your brother to get out there and start taking it in the ass as much as necessary until he earns enough to put you guys up somewhere!!!
skullbuster 0
Another self-appointed deputy from the FML unit of the spelling and grammar police! Fan-*******-tastic!
skullbuster 0
Thank you for your efforts and your invaluable contribution in making the web safer for all of us by mocking those who either a) failed to reap the benefits of their education or b) speak/write English as a second language!
musu_fml 0
Catagory "a" deserves to be mocked. Catagory "b" has a valid excuse.
AshleyRose784 0
your landlord is required to store your belongings for 30 days after eviction so if anything is missing or damaged you can actually sue for the value
slimchaney 0
Yep, I think it's like the Land Lord Tenet Act of like 1981 or something... that's hugely illegal.
Essentials 0
Responsibility is a good thing to learn early in life.
m00sem00se 0
At least he didn't spend it on hookers down at Madame Kamay's Philipino Palace.