Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son watched some ridiculous Japanese cartoon about shokugeki cooking and is convinced he's the greatest cook ever by copying what happens in the show. He set fire to my frying pan, panicked, and dumped it in the ceramic sink, which cracked from the heat and flooded my kitchen. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
Today, I watched on camera as my son tried to light a bonfire and set fire to my shed. Props to him, he ran to get my mini fire extinguisher from the car, but he pulled the pin then THREW THE EXTINGUISHER INTO THE FIRE. The dumb SOB thought mini extinguishers worked like grenades. FML
Today, my wife and I had a huge fight that ended with her taking my son and going to her mother's. What happened? I caught him playing with the knobs on the GAS STOVE for the third time and spanked him for it. He's been told not to play with those many times already, and I'm scared he's gonna start a fire. FML
Today, my son decided he wanted roasted marshmallows. It would've been fine, except he put the entire bag into the oven I had preheating for pizza and caught it on fire. FML
Today, when I got home, I learned that my five year-old had tried to burn the house down when my wife told him that he needed to stop watching TV. Now we need a counselor and it's going to cost thousands. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
Today, I made the mistake of taking apart and fixing a malfunctioning toaster in front of my five year-old. Two hours later, he tried to take apart a lamp that was plugged in. He shocked himself, broke the lamp, and set the carpet on fire. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
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dino_cookie4 7
Thats avatar. I always liked that show when o was young though.
FlamingTacos 7
So he's a water bender?
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Comments (387)
Etweens96 25
Avatar the last airbender? I love that show!
myalleyway 9
You do NOT insult Avatar: the Last Airbender like that. Fire bending is a difficult art to master!
PipingMouse 14
Did he also short out he electricity in the house? Everyone knows that fire benders can also bend electricity.
kimg0885 23
And I thought my daughter wanting to be a power ranger was weird
Oakleysroc 0
I used to be a bender like your son but then I took a fireball to the knee
justforsmiles 3
And you couldn't care less about whether he was hurt or not? Good dad you are.
Fisheyedfool7 2
Sit his ass in front of a fan and let him practice all the air bending he can stomach.
Scarshadow101 6
Yeah, Avatar was an awesome show as a kid. But with these new remakes and live-action shit, it's being butchered. I'm a total fire-bender though...
Austyn57 1
how old is he ????
monkeycrutch 14
Read the story dickhole!!!! 8!!!!
l0v3p4in 7
Calm the **** down. I can see the veins popping at your temple.
band_geek 18
As an otaku (sorry to any Japanese that may hate my guts for using that term), I have to say this: I LOVE YOUR KID FOR TRYING TO BE LIKE THE FIREBENDERS FROM AVATAR! >w< But on the more serious note - Sorry to hear what happened.