Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML
Today, my dad planned his wedding to his mistress for literally the day after his divorce from my mom becomes final. My dad says he’ll be devastated if I don’t go, while my mother will feel betrayed if I do. I’m not sure who to hurt. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad's new girlfriend, who he met in Vegas, flies in. My mother is still alive in a dementia care facility. I don't know how to feel about this. FML
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sparkey0127 0
dude that really sucks I'm sorry to hear it
NatzSwifey 0
that's screwed, sorry to hear that. Confront ur parents, they loved each other once maybe they still have feelings for one another... Go to councelling so you don't end up screwed in the head
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Comments (74)
nathaniax3 0
lmaoo dam im stuck
strawbarry3 0
wow my parents are the same way lol but its kinda annoying
katie_sue 0
well I guess that's tough. I would confront them and see what they say. hahaha that's shitty. and they aren't ****** but maybe just cheaters. idk if that makes it any better hahaha.
boredtotears 0
huh, sounds like a movie plot...
hottytotty16 0
they still have feelings for each other
coyle7 0
maybe ur parents might get back together
zash_fml 0
i straightern my pubes tooo!!!??? dosent it hurt when that white stuf falls out... whats the called...o yea dickdrufff(penis dandruff)
No1likesMe 0
maybe this is fake and OP saw th movie and thot it wud b funny to make a fml about it
mk58 31
*the **thought ***would ****be
itsgen 16
complicated, much?
jazzyjc15 0
you should be happy that it was your mom and not a random little ****