Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML
Today, my dad planned his wedding to his mistress for literally the day after his divorce from my mom becomes final. My dad says he’ll be devastated if I don’t go, while my mother will feel betrayed if I do. I’m not sure who to hurt. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad's new girlfriend, who he met in Vegas, flies in. My mother is still alive in a dementia care facility. I don't know how to feel about this. FML
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sparkey0127 0
dude that really sucks I'm sorry to hear it
NatzSwifey 0
that's screwed, sorry to hear that. Confront ur parents, they loved each other once maybe they still have feelings for one another... Go to councelling so you don't end up screwed in the head
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Comments (74)
BigSky182 0
For what it's worth, my parents are also both ******, so you are not alone. You get used to it after awhile. You can't change them so you have to choose between accepting them as they are or just not associating with them at all. Good luck.
bethosu77 0
yeah that SO sounds like the movie "it's complicated" down to a T!
kendralover661 0
your parents shouuldnt have gotten a diviorce..!
mk58 31
I'm guessing if the dad was married, they probably did.
mtc4ever 0
it's good that they wanna be together but it sucks in the way they want to. I just have the biggest problem with cheating in any form so I would definately confront them. let them know you're happy to see them back together but upset and disappointed that they would cheat on their spouses.
drewbell 0
fyl... oh and you should be pissed to the extreme!!!!!
Skull_300 0
**** it! You can't control anyone but yourself. You should be pissed that you weren't out getting laid...
oskii_fml 0
yea that really does suck. well your parents must still have some kind of spark. but on the other had thats not fair to you fathers new wife. you should talk to them and tekk them that they are eathier SPLIT or TOGETHER
PrincessName 0
Sounds like "It's Complicated" (2009) The movie.
fml2891 0
Okay you took that straight out of the new movie "It's Complicated"
allmidnighteyes 11
Your life is complicated