Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML
Today, my dad planned his wedding to his mistress for literally the day after his divorce from my mom becomes final. My dad says he’ll be devastated if I don’t go, while my mother will feel betrayed if I do. I’m not sure who to hurt. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad's new girlfriend, who he met in Vegas, flies in. My mother is still alive in a dementia care facility. I don't know how to feel about this. FML
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sparkey0127 0
dude that really sucks I'm sorry to hear it
NatzSwifey 0
that's screwed, sorry to hear that. Confront ur parents, they loved each other once maybe they still have feelings for one another... Go to councelling so you don't end up screwed in the head
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Comments (74)
FluffyWizdom 15
yeah gurl
poprocks1999 6
Good to know "it's complicated" was based on a true story!
doglover100 29
That is just screwed up.
cwl727 33
maybe your dad is the real catch.
vlader08 13
The f is wrong with you, that's good news ffs, can't vote anything on this one :/
fantasyworld 39
That is so screwed up.
Unlucky1232 20
wow...... that.... ****... idk what to say here....
Makifun 19
Sounds like Grace and Frankie
xxWTFxx1981 23
Question is do they love each other or just want shit they can't have they might just be doing it bcs they are both with someone else and they think that is more exciting. Just dumb if you ask me...