Today, it's my fourth day of my trip to the USA. I've actually started keeping count of the number of times people get confused because I was born in South Africa and yet am not black. Current count: 9. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
We the people are tired
Today, I live abroad, but I was born in the USA so I'm sick of people asking me who I voted for in the last election, all while looking at me weirdly and suspiciously. FML
Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML
Today, marks yet again another day that I've been asked if I'm autistic. No, that's just my Korean accent. Apparently I look "too white" to have one. FML
Today, I got back from a 3 and a half week trip to South Africa to do volunteer work with children in townships. My parents forgot to pick me up, and I had to sit there by myself and wait for them, while 80 people of the same organization got loving hugs from their proud parents. FML
Today, I checked in a group of men from Mexico. I speak just enough Spanish to realize they're discussing my breasts. I have to stand there smiling while checking in three more people. FML
What the…?
Today, while meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, the first comment I received was, "Well, at least this one is white." FML
Today, I was stuck on a campus tour with my subtly racist mother who, in an attempt to seem open-minded, deemed it appropriate to refer to our black tour guide as "Sistah". FML
Time is on my side
Today, I, a person who will be 21 in a few months, was mistaken for my mom's older brother. My mom is in her fifties. Apparently this is becoming increasingly common, because the world sucks. I didn't realize it was affecting me this badly. FML
Shorty
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML
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Nederlander95 14
I'm actually kind of surprised it's ONLY nine.
mz135 12
This reminds me of Karen from Mean Girls
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mz135 12
This reminds me of Karen from Mean Girls
jadeg0219 6
Yesss??? I love mean girls
lulinator 40
Oh my God, Karen. You can't just ask people why they're white.
teentee401 37
I came here just to make sure someone said that
shay_serendipity 29
I was hoping someone would mention Mean Girls! So happy that it was the first comment :)
thespiantess 18
"If you're from Africa... why are you white?"
James_is_Mexican 25
I just want to apologize to OP on behalf of the Americans that don't know the difference, I'm terribly sorry for their stupidity
kibster9 20
I go to college with a guy that has the same problem.
nchic01 17
i have the same problem
Nederlander95 14
I'm actually kind of surprised it's ONLY nine.
gracehi 33
I guess a lot more people have seen "Blood Diamond" than you realize.
PoisonOrchid 21
Me too. Americans can be pretty ignorant most of the time. Its amazing the things I hear people say on a daily basis.
SouthernPride95 19
Because no other country has ignorant people
CarlosDanger 12
"Americans can be ignorant most of the time" what an ignorant and over generalized statement.
AWiseChicken 9
Bitch confused
DeadPixel4 29
I would've expected a lot more.
Jkramer921 9
Well, this is America...
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
And that's why we expect a lot more
Ichiya 29
Nothing pisses me off more than people saying all americans are stupid. If thats true why do thousands of people come to american to study in our universities? If our supposed stupidity is that great stay in your own country we don't want you. America has no more idoits than any other country per capita we just have a media that loves showing them off.
PoisonOrchid 21
I don't think anyone is implying all Americans are stupid, but as a whole, our culture does tend to be pretty damn ignorant, especially of any other culture. Not every American of course, but the vast majority I'd say.
Ichiya 29
Actually I would say 40% never learned due to no funding for education and an additional 20% don't give a ****, but then.again those numbers are probably close for.most countries.
creativityisnt 19
Ignorance at its finest..
kawiboy459 8
'Merica!! Home of the racially ignorant!! The worst part is I'm out in the country and in the south, so if the op came to my town that count would skyrocket
Ichiya 29
Oh yes because us stupid american hicks just don't know any better.
Animekid126 13
I don't really see it as ignorance, we're actually use to having a big melting pot of cultures, so most of the people that aren't white in America I still assume they were just born here.
oathkeeper99 31
If you're from Africa... why are you white?
gracehi 33
Funny how we're all assuming that OP is white as if that's the only other possibility. Guess we're not much better than those 9.
TisAPenguin 16
It's a quote from Mean Girls...
AxNxNxIxEx12 7
Oh my God #8, you can't just ask people why they're white
cryssycakesx3 23
OP do you prefer black or African American?
A7XCamaro 19
Question 31, if your from Africa, but are white, can you still get African American scholarships and stuff? It just popped into my head when I saw your comment.
Welshite 40
#31: Why on earth would the OP prefer "African American"? S/he isn't American, and it's almost insulting to use overly politically-correct American terms in this case.
junkman6 22
But this is America welshite! "We are America we will force our political and ideological views on you. Resistance is futile."
capthigh 16
Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
kawiboy459 8
#33 and wouldn't (in most cases) just American be more accurate than African-American? Unless you or your parents moved from Africa it just sounds like you're claiming yourself as something your not. Like my family comes from Germany but we've been in the states for who knows how long; I'm not German-American, I'm just American. This whole being culturally-defined movement feels like something designed to kill a sense of love for America and her melting-pot culture.
junkman6 22
German American? Never heard of it. You're just white.
OysterPearls 33
55, the reason that people do want to hold on to their ties to Africa and other places is because culture is important to them, and the preservation of that heritage is even more important when we live in a society where people of color are persecuted for it daily. Why mask part of who you are just to make others feel more comfortable?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
The whole African American thing is problematic also because it lumps all black people as being of African descent. For example, I've seen the term used to describe Rihanna, who is Caribbean.
spify231 8
All black people are from Africa. Where the hell do you think Jamaicans and other Black Caribbeans come from? They were originally slaves sent over from Africa during the slave trades. BTW White South African living in England in 4 years Ive only been asked OPs question twice. Americans are stupif
ositoakaluis 16
*stupid
Ichiya 29
74 most of those "African-Americans" have not stepped foot on African soil since the times of slaves. They are not holding on to their heritage they are using it to stand out and force people to notice them. Then when someone says anything at all to them they scream that we are racist. well guess what all this ani-racism and political correctness has went so far as to make it so that whites are more hated than blacks were.
KaywinnetLeeFrye 15
Oh my God, Karen. You can't just ask people why they're white.
gkinaz 1
Kind like a skinny person from U.S. visiting abroad. "I thought all Americans were fat"
BobbieH 19
You shouldn't be getting down votes for this. I travel to Europe often and I always hear this. OP's count is 9 in 4 days; I have an average of 6 per day. 'Merica isn't the only place that falls into stereotypes and racism. Its present everywhere I've traveled in the world. Haven't found one place in 4 continents I've visited or the outlying islands that don't have racism and stereotypes. They may be different than they are in the US, but just as prevalent. Often more so. Let's not forget all the genocides that take place, most of that is racially and culturally driven.
Queen_of_Night 20
Visit Japan! Never had a problem. People were all super friendly and helpful! And the food? AWESOME!
Kyle1dc 17
'murica land of the free, home of the cholesterol!
Wizardo 34
I wish people just endeavoured to nurture a certain level of general knowledge about all aspects of life - outside of academia. The world is really lacking in that.