chocolateisyum
Australia
Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9
Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O
YayFlameWarz 9
Bad parenting is bad.
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charlotte100 2
Ugh get rid of the deadbeat.
MyF_ckingLuck 0
what kind of mother are you? there had to have been signs the man you're marring is not a good guardian of your children.
UR1FatBastard 0
Not your fault!!! He should be mature enough to watch a couple of kids. You deserve better!
RLove1997 0
The **** is a Footy?
chosha_fml 27
#204 Footy = a football match.
chosha_fml 27
Don't marry this man OP, even if he's the father of your children. Not if you care about your kids (or yourself) at all.
lashanafaye 10
Chocolate sauce xD
SmittyJA24 26
"Fiancé "?? I don't think so.
jainsilver1 0
FOOTBALL YOU MORONS!!!
underguarded 20
Awesome. Marriage sounds like a good plan...
magwich 19
My roommates leave the door open when they leave, and my cat gets out. Not as bad as a child, but he hides under the rose bushes.