Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML
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GothicAngel17 24
Solution: take Playstation away from him for a few days.
orebes 3
To reduce your stress you should throw the playstation out the window and watch his reaction. Always good for a laugh.
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rightspark 7
Im pretty sure you bought the playstation grab a baseball bat, have at it and relieve(release) some stress. Remember kids need boundaries... Show him the one his cross
spottyblanket 8
You bought it op, you can take it away. He should not be on it for that long anyway, it'll ruin his eyes. If he yells all the time, ground him. Also, take away any sweets from him.
My3sons 3
Your the Dad. Take it away from him, ground his little ass and have a long talk with your wife about teaching the little monster some respect for his parents. And why didn't she try to shut him up, you were fresh home from the hospital, she could have demanded some peace and quiet as well...find out which local bail bondsman you feel more comfortable with. Because if he's this disrespectful now, odds are, your gonna be sending the bondsman's children through college courtesy of your son, The Screamer.
whyseeatall 4
Take it away, idiot. It's your fault because you bought it for him.
fallyn_marie 3
That's so weird! I am watching an episode of Full House where uncle Jesse has high blood pressure caused by stress.. O_o
babyshaft408 8
Call of duty is very frustrating.
KiddNYC1O 22
Little punks be crazy with COD.
bigdurrdy 4
What is the point of being a parent if you're unwilling to PARENT your children?
bluimafia 2
You suck. Take his ******* PS away you pussy.
withasmile 3
Watch your diet, take your medicine, exercise, and parent your kid firmly but kindly. People who stress about kids behaving badly are unrealistic. Kids will act out, test boundries and misbehave from time to time. They are learning to become hopefully productive adults. Its your job to parent them. End of story. And high blood pressure can be a chronic condition you deal with the rest of your life. You need to learn how to manage your stress.