Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML
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GothicAngel17 24
Solution: take Playstation away from him for a few days.
orebes 3
To reduce your stress you should throw the playstation out the window and watch his reaction. Always good for a laugh.
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Comments (61)
perdix 31
Like father, like son.
deathtothepix 26
Tell him his playstation "accidentally" broke. Broke by your stress levels. And this is what happens when daddy has high blood pressure. He'll soon learn.
pdp_fml 21
Can the Playstation be used with headphones? If so get him a pair.
Rille_Krille 13
A pair of headphones will probably not stop the kid from screaming at his Playstation.
groundzeromma 8
Assuming your profile pic is legit, you've never heard of Turtle Beach Headsets. With that being said, online play still pisses you the **** off!!
unlifeoftheparty 10
headphones is your answer here? more like some good hard discipline is needed!
ChrissyM87 3
Seriously. Be a parent and take away the damn playstation until he learns to be more considerate of his fathers condition.
winkydog4056 16
Don't throw the PlayStation out the window as it may live; blow it up. THEN smoke some weed.
perdix 31
Maybe you can "accidentally" drop your Christmas Clock on the PlayStation, and kill two birds with one stone.
SteveOsWifey 5
You're getting the FML confused, the person who posted the one with the Christmas clock is obviously a daughter or son and in this case the OP is obviously a dad.
christyxbee 15
Take some medication and then go out there and be the father figure he obviously needs. Should be slapped for having that behavior with a parent whose sick like that. And if mom can't handle it, the man of the house should ! :(
fudgeimout 2
Ask him if wants to go "Night night" - compliments of Kevin Hart.
panda_lou 11
Or you could try "Heads in beds!" Also compliments of Kevin Hart.
thetechdude22 0
That is why xbox is better, just kidding guys don't start a huge flame war, but actually xbox is the more Superior console.
Zomg_Okay 27
Your comment is the rough equivalent of running around a war zone handing out free ammunition but pleading with everybody to not use it. Both consoles have their good points and bad. Neither is "superior".
lelo007 11
It's the game causing the kid's yelling, I assume, not the console he is playing on.
erinchick1 7
Make him get off the play station and tell him it quiet time