Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML
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GothicAngel17 24
Solution: take Playstation away from him for a few days.
orebes 3
To reduce your stress you should throw the playstation out the window and watch his reaction. Always good for a laugh.
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Comments (61)
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Im sure they gave you meds for it. I suggest you do as your medication says: Take (insert # here) and Keep. Away. From. Children.
Dragon69 1
Playstation would be gone
dilley86 4
It's also caused by smoking, caffeine and whether or not you're in control of your mind, so as to not let people dictate your emotions.
ChaoSKinG86 7
You should of had a V8
Hydromicide 6
Damn squeakers -.-
TinyGiant 4
Sorry but you absolutely deserve it. Try disciplining your child FFS
knmoon 8
It's called telling him to shut up and taking it away if he don't stop
natluna79 5
Get him OFF THE DAMN GAME!!! If he can't handle it, he should be allowed to play.
Raytestrak 3
Grow a pair and tell the kid to shut the f^&* up.
simoncat 11
Unplug! People have been known to survive without play station. Seriously. I think you were misdiagnosed. Your high blood pressure is not caused by stress but by your wimpy attitude.