NotANaturist
United Kingdom
Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jason the flasher
Party hard
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Anonymous
Check this out
Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
Shawna
United States
Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
alainopotato
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
San Diego, United States
Wild night
Today, I woke up in a bathtub, completely soaked and covered in both mine and someone else's puke. Happy New Year. FML
CK95
United States
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Anonymous
Darwin, Australia
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
ClumsyKatey
Locked out
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Blueberry
Iowa City, United States
You ain't seen me, right?
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Top comments
zman0900 11
must have been a damn good party
NotVeryOriginal 0
I bet your ****** is destroyed. FYL indeed.
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Comments (103)
H0TinNYC 1
YDI for eating peanuts!
BadOwner 0
...you went to a party... WHOOP-DE-F*CKING-DOO! ...'you have any idea where i was on New Years? At home. Masturbating.
its_shrimpage 0
LMFAO i wish i could favorite comments. you know yours would've been WAYY up there. but sorry about your New Years celebration. :/
thicks2010 0
hopefully it was not the clear plastic curtain
tinydancerxo 0
I don't understand how this qualifies as an FML. I think it sounds like an awesome story.
spicyfiregal 0
not really an fml, but sounds like a fun time
ilcmj_fml 2
#25 LMFAO that made me laugh so hard I love that movie (:
kimilei 0
That sounds like a damn good party. I hope the clothes you left home wearing weren't too much of a loss lol
noob_noob 0
lol at 59. same here buddy. and how is this an fml exactly? it woulda been an fml if it said. Today, i came home from a new years party completely naked exept for a curtain, i found cum on and inside my ******, fml.
yummcookie 0
sounds like a ******* awesome party! invite me next time
magiczipperman 0
hows that an fml? thats just simply awesome