Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
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Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
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Top comments
yennichan 0
just cause someone has a different way to relax than you doesn't mean you should demean them for it...You should only be so lucky to have a guy in touch with his feminine side...
consousop 0
Maybe you shud wear one of his suits to get over the stress of your husband wearing a dress
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Comments (47)
consousop 0
Maybe you shud wear one of his suits to get over the stress of your husband wearing a dress
htastick 0
Wow,Hahaa I found it more hilarious than an FML.
Heatherloves 0
Creepy and terribly unattractive! Fyl
jessicaislameee 0
ha, thats pretty sketchy.
Clarity 0
haha. The real question is, how did he look?
Sonfang 19
Hey Ya know, you could really help him relax....put on a vid camera and tape yourself going down on him and he can have his own fantasy ****...looking like woman on woman! =^_^= whee make him happy dont judge him.
xxKatieegurlxx 0
look 4 a new guy
777_alex_777 0
ahahahahahaha XD im sorry! but, aahahahahaha... ...hehe...laughed myself almost to tears =P
music_baby224 0
first of all, maybe he should have told her about that unique relaxation technique before they got married because that's..a little strange. second, if you used, "at least he doesn't beat you" as an excuse for everything that men do then we would have some low standards for men.
dannnngthatsux 19
maybe he didn't do that before the marriage and he grew up a bit.
jts924 0
yea you don't wanna blackmail. someone did that to my friend. bad stuff