Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML
Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML
Today, after a week out of town, I came home to discover my front door unlocked. I was greeted by a reeking old lady and her gorging obese middle-aged daughter with a "Who the fuck are you?" and "What are you doing in my son's house?" Said son is the former owner, from whom I legally bought this house four years ago. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer, and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML
Today, I was home alone, wearing my comfiest pajamas and watching Netflix, when I heard a knock at the door. I opened it to find my parents standing there. They had just driven four hours to surprise me. My hair was a mess, my face was bare, and I looked like a living disaster. "We just wanted to see how you’re doing!" they said. FML
Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
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AmyBeth 0
Wtf ?!
NGM_47 0
I wonder what you guys talked about after that, it must have been reeeeaaaaally awkward =/
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Comments (163)
fawfulster 11
Take him a picture and post it online! That'll teach him!
Amortifiedperson 0
You just made my day! This is hilarious!
LittleMel4 0
#95 you are a ******* idiot. Why don't you do some research first. Not all cross dressers are gay....moron #93 thanks! I agree #92 I was bitching the people who are being close minded. The OP just seems to have been a bit shocked, but doesn't show ignorance like some of these other people #83 good thing I don't believe in your god #27 no I would not freak out. Why? Because I am very active in the transgender community, I have male friends who wear skirts on a daily basis and I am studying to me a gender therapist. So I would understand. Also I think people need to educate themselves on what different words mean
ohnoyouDINT 0
shut your man pleaser.
Chowmein 0
Wow. FYL
wroughtinfire 0
What an awful way to find out. Sorry dear. But you'll be fine. Better your dad be comfortable with himself than always trying to be something he's not.
Smiley011 0
hahahahahah that makes me laugh :] he could have just been experiencing
CandyRox1234 0
Lmao this this too funny. Maybe he was looking in the wrong closet x)
dustbunnies 0
You saw your dad in your living room and then knocked to be let in? Sorry if I'm being stupid or something. It just sounds like you looked through your door before it was opened. Unless it was already opened and you knocked on the pane.
voiceofwho 0
hey, be proud- your dad can rock a dress. i mean, you thought he was a woman... wasn't that the point?although i gotta say, that must be a shock.
Snazaza 0
tootsie
lover_dearest 0
its okay, my dads gay too :P