Miscellaneous: Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised... - FML

By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

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AmyBeth 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:03

Wtf ?!

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:09

I wonder what you guys talked about after that, it must have been reeeeaaaaally awkward =/

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Sunday 2 November 2014 23:42

It's not gross but it must be awkward!

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