Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML
Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML
Today, after a week out of town, I came home to discover my front door unlocked. I was greeted by a reeking old lady and her gorging obese middle-aged daughter with a "Who the fuck are you?" and "What are you doing in my son's house?" Said son is the former owner, from whom I legally bought this house four years ago. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer, and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML
Today, I was home alone, wearing my comfiest pajamas and watching Netflix, when I heard a knock at the door. I opened it to find my parents standing there. They had just driven four hours to surprise me. My hair was a mess, my face was bare, and I looked like a living disaster. "We just wanted to see how you’re doing!" they said. FML
Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
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AmyBeth 0
Wtf ?!
NGM_47 0
I wonder what you guys talked about after that, it must have been reeeeaaaaally awkward =/
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Comments (163)
somethingawesome 9
Creeper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gotsparkly 0
Those of you who are all up in arms about a guy being freaked out over walking in on that are the ones who need to chill. I'd be freaked out too, just because that's not how you want to find out something like that about your dad. If he'd told you and then you'd seen it, it'd be a lot different - I know, my dad's a nudist and was open about it before I ever saw it in action, so to speak, so that when I finally did, I didn't blink. But to walk in on it and find out that way is super-awkward. FYL, man.
geesquared 0
It may be awkward, but hey- respect what your dad wants to do.
56578 0
Well, it was awkward for you, but think about how embarrassed your dad must feel. He obviously wasn't expecting to get caught. I'm not gonna lie, I'd be freaked out too if I saw my dad cross dressing when I didn't expect it. Right now, the only thing you can really do is to keep an open mind and accept your father for who he is.
dramakat11 0
The only reason this is considered an FML is because our society still views crossdressing as extremely weird. It really should be considered a perfectly legitimate form of self-expression. I'm very sad that so many people say they wouldn't view their dad in the same way ever again and such simply because he enjoys donning female attire. Please try to embrace diversity people--it would be a much less colorful and wonderful world without it.
hottiegurl 0
Hey it's your dad's choice to do that. I don't think that was too big of an FML.
Blinky_fml 0
Ladies clothes are actually very comfortable. :D
juicyxoxolove16 0
that's just disturbing...
TheTragicReturn 0
Not everybody likes the same things. If you voted FML to this, you're intolerant.
superfiedman 0
see, and now you're being intolerant. i'm sure, with the percentages of people gay to straight or crossdresser to straightdresser or whatever some had to vote ylf. you're being intolerant of intolerance, and what does that say about you?
dramakat11 0
No one is asking you to dress that way. WTF? Yes, I'm intolerant of intolerance. You're not making any ******* sense, dude.
lmmmr 0
That we are smarter than you? Educated? Open minded? Accepting? Decent human beings?