Today, I called the cops on this guy who kept emailing me without revealing who he was. I had told him that if he emailed me again, I would call the cops, so I did. Turns out it was my roommate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
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Top comments
RamboMartini 10
You should have just blocked their email or have it sent to the junk mail folder.
Rainbow_Rhinos 23
Were the emails threatening? If not, it probably wasn't worth calling the cops :/
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Comments (58)
corky1992 33
You deserved it for calling the cops over something so stupid. They have more important things to do. You should have just blocked it or tracked the IP address to save yourself the embarrassment.
tiredofwaiting 25
You did not need the cops involved. You can always put in your spam folder or blocked him if he was emailing you too often.
Scorpio01 16
In your country cops are needed to press SPAM button in email?
fantasyworld 39
Calling the cops seems a little unnecessary.
pasupathymuthu 16
I think you over reacted. It is just an email...come on! The Human Resources division of most companies receives hundreds of "unwanted emails" from job seekers. Going by your logic, the HR should be calling the police everyday...
orsombre_fml 11
You did well, OP. No one has the right to harass you. I hope you can find another roommate!
frankhobz 14
Ya you're a total puss
Etweens96 25
Time to move dude
mishwarner 14
What made you feel threatened by emails?
jvanevery 19
excellent idea I think you did the right thing