Today, I called the cops on this guy who kept emailing me without revealing who he was. I had told him that if he emailed me again, I would call the cops, so I did. Turns out it was my roommate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
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Top comments
RamboMartini 10
You should have just blocked their email or have it sent to the junk mail folder.
Rainbow_Rhinos 23
Were the emails threatening? If not, it probably wasn't worth calling the cops :/
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Comments (58)
vikky538 29
How disgusting were those emails?
dirty_dan_ 15
You shouldn't have reacted like that unless they were threatening or something along those lines
mixximoo 24
He deserved it
oopsimamess 19
The call is coming from inside the house
Mr_Swazi 11
Just punch him in the dick
kenwolfy 14
Why didnt the room mate reveal themself
bapbap_fml 15
I feel like the deciding factor between whether this is an FML or YDI is if the emails were threatening or not.
TheLastCenturion 19
I'm guessing they were -- or at the very least, they were unsettlingly creepy. I don't think anyone in their right mind would call the cops over a couple of non-threatening anonymous emails. The roommate probably used their knowledge of what OP was doing at any particular time to play a mean-spirited prank and make it look like someone was stalking OP. I think that's justifiable grounds to call the cops in that situation.
hpandher 16
Oops...
somelildude 14
Better safe than sorry,right?
Richard6036 13
Real Nice you live with a crazy roommate I think you should move out before you find out how really crazy he can be. By the way don't be dumb enough to give them your forwarding address