Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML
Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
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ImaginaryFoe 1
FYL but what did you expect? Did you think he might say he's been missing you, didn't have the courage to call, and can't wait to be a real family of three? Time to put your big girl knickers on, dear. Grow up. You don't have the luxury of lounging in self-pity at the moment since you have some big decisions to make. I hope things work out well for you. Don't count on anybody giving you a "happily ever after" ending.
Thecarpaltunnelo 0
That sucks. Be glad you're not with him anymore, he sounds like a prick.
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Comments (293)
shadow1917 0
I'm so sry Hun tht really does suck but quite honestly u just need to say **** him because he doesn't deserve u or ur baby I'm a single mommy myself, my daughter is my life and my world u don't need a man to make u happy just ur precious baby u have inside u..
rasta_pasta 4
I don't get how it's always the man's loss for not wanting to participate in crazy woman's life. He doesn't deserve her? It doesn't seem like he had any desire for her in the first place, and how is it that he must be the one that shit on the relationship?
thebigslim 13
If he was swearing when he found out that you were pregnant, imagine what he will be like when he finds out when he has to pay child support!
nightops 8
Good FML to promote abstinence. When will kids learn? However, it's better that you found out what he's like now...too bad it couldn't have been prior to pregnancy. Sorry, but YDI.
alluneedisluv 0
ouch :( you poor thing! he's obviously not a good bf OR worth your time howevermuch you love him :(
RideLifeAway 0
Sucks if its true , but my fiancé has had more than his fair share of girls pretending to be pregnant with his kid ( funny thing being he didnt do anything with any of the ones that said it, hardly ever saw them even) So believe it or not there are girls out there that make that up to try to get a guy back lol. Even go so far as to send pics of themselves "pregnant" however fail to keep the pic to the middle of themselves and expose that they are in fact arching their backs lol ( yes I saw the pics these girls sent him ) However , I hope he will believe you are pregnant ( as Im assuming you really are) and you guys can figur something out ( not sure if getting back with him would be the best idea.. ) but possibly some financial support because he is PART of the reason this happened .
underdose 9
okay you dont tell people thats kinda shit on the phone id be ******* pissed too
cupcakemonster10_fml 0
ohhh that sucks..I think u might need to see Jerry springer :p
Decodedman 1
That sucks. Unfortunately "still in love with you" + "whoops i'm pregnant" = psycho ex-gf to most guys on the receiving end of that conversation. Cue expletive-laden disbelieving rant.
doublehuh 2
that sucks, I'm sorry :( you'd deserve better than that anyways.
lolmaster7654321 4
:O u should go on maury!!!!!!!!!!!