anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Monty
United States
Baked
Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven, I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was only wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and, um… stuff. FML
Anonymous
Third degree
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
It feels fucking awful
Pucker up
Today, on a whim, I decided to try to light a fart on fire. I now know how it feels to take a dump when you have a burn directly on your asshole. FML
foolmetwice
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
SpontaneousAM
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML
thatchick3333
United States
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
teflon_hammer
Colorado Springs, United States
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
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biggestfan23 11
I like burned butts and I cannot lie!
sqeakyclean 7
What's the matter with you?
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Comments (91)
emmaweeee 0
why... after just getting out of the shower did you assume it was a good idea to place your naked ass on a heater in order to warm up?
SooInnLovee 6
If I'm cold after my shower I either get dried and dressed really fast or dry off fast and get under my blankets ;) I never ever thought hey lets mozy on over to the heater and either A) burn my ass or B) set my towel on fire and burn down the house. Haha ydi but I still feel kinda bad you can't help it you're unintelligent :p
vampiresam9097 5
At least you warmed up :)
mizzblondey1313 7
haha I did the exact same thing when I was little. I still have the scar:/
cwbsmoker 5
Hehehe(:
goddamniluvme 0
Dumb dumb dumb....
KRS_13 0
I've done that once..i know your pain OP..
WOGBRO 6
At least it wasn't your testi's
sparklethelette 6
I did the same thing only I accidentally burned two big holes in my fluffy pj pants. Only took a few seconds, I noticed just in time!
lionpann 3
you are so cute but not FML