Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Same shit, different year
Today, me and my friend were walking down our school hallway, only to be pushed down by the bully group. I got up and smacked them in the face with my lunchbox. I then got ISS. Middle school sucks. FML
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Top comments
mshafty 0
What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.
omgxwtfxheather 2
lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends
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Comments (349)
melonsmasherrr 0
WTF
haha89 0
FHL not yours!
revenge_FML 0
it's ok u just haven't met the right ppl yet
usmc2016 0
Sad, just sad
raquel21 0
Awhh that's so funny but also sad
blabla12345679 0
Wow. Lame. And sad. But mostly lame, if you want friends you act NICE not MEAN! duh. and wow to #107, your saying English is bad and talking about America, APPARENTLY whatever nation YOUR from you can't read, it says he's from the UK, idiot. And I hate how people say that one nation, or one race is this way just because of their race. Its stupid and idiotic, you don't think that if you go into a German school your not going to see anybody get bullied? You think if you go to Mexico your not gonna see a kid making fun of someone while walking down the street. Okay yea we live in America so what, kids are all the same, theres the bullies, the bullied, and the bystanders, thats all it comes down to. Not language, not race, not nation.
jwhitloctombraid 0
I don't feel bad for you at all maybe that's why people don't talk to you. you just need to be nice and put yourself out there bullying is the wrong thing to do. there someone out there that will talk to you. try joining some school clubs!
deviable 9
bullying is never okay you bastard. you should apologize.
Csar 0
No reason to bully, you pathetic douche.
espann08 1
that's beyond dumb