Kid
United Kingdom
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sharpie2792
United States
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
DocShadow
New York, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
hopelesscollegechick
Alexander City, United States
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Anonymous
Saint Peters, United States
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
damnedbydurberg
United States
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
475pies
United States
Same shit, different year
Today, me and my friend were walking down our school hallway, only to be pushed down by the bully group. I got up and smacked them in the face with my lunchbox. I then got ISS. Middle school sucks. FML
Anonymous
Hampton, United States
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Anonymous
Etobicoke, Canada
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
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mshafty 0
What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.
omgxwtfxheather 2
lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends
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fuzz97 23
asshole
triardthefox 0
****. You. I was bullied in school, and it left me with a myriad of mental disorders. You're a prick, and I really hope you get the shit beaten out of you yourself. You don't do that. Period. What in God's name would posses you to think that it might even remotely be a good idea to treat another person like shit? Congratulations. You made another human being's life hell just to feel a little better about yourself. You're a terrible human being. Go kill yourself now.
windfuelsfire 10
**** your life, because you're lonely and don't know how to approach others.
butterflyhearts 0
Ahhh the days of a 5th grader...
DizzoMonkey 0
You sound like Precious. Do you look like Precious?
own3ddd 0
****** penis boob **** sex
ipwnallmen 10
lol wtf!
mvladimir318 0
I hope you get gangraped by a gaggle of silverbacks apes maybe someone will talk to you after you post that as a FML story. it'll prob go something like this: today I got my asshole bruised up by gorrilas. when I woke up from my coma I realized that that is what I have been missing all my pathetic life. FML.
kurukururock 0
You're a dick.
nobodyxyouxknow 0
no one sees the other side to this. the attention cry
xocheercutie12 0
your cool . *says sarcasticly*
guci 4
you're cool. *says grammatically*