Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Same shit, different year
Today, me and my friend were walking down our school hallway, only to be pushed down by the bully group. I got up and smacked them in the face with my lunchbox. I then got ISS. Middle school sucks. FML
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Top comments
mshafty 0
What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.
omgxwtfxheather 2
lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends
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Comments (349)
HUGBUG 23
Jerk
daemonsparta 16
bullies deserve to be alone
SwoopingEagle 20
You really deserve to be alone if you bullied a kid at school. You probably made him feel so bad about himself. Shame on you.
AshPokemon 13
asshole
Kaoticwolf 17
"i bully people for fun FML"
memestasquaper 10
Im calling BS on this one. You are saying shit to make bullies look bad like losers because you get bullied.
GummyJellyfish 12
Consider the fact that you could have instead befriended your victim.
PandoraPeace 10
Can we all acknowledge that bullying is destructive coping skill like self-harm and drug abuse? This person needs someone to listen. They need to be encouraged to enroll in therapy so they can get better. This post is a cry for help, in it's own way.
PandoraPeace 10
If he was cutting himself for attention instead of bullying, you all would sympathize and encourage him to get help. This child has a more angry coping skill- I was always bullied, but I have a young brother with learning disabilities who is often a bully- less because of an emotional issue but because he doesn't understand that hes hurting the other person. Try to be more understanding.
TheSacredRatty 18
You are a truly horrible person.