Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I found out my partner is cheating on me with several women. I broke up with him but he won’t move out without legal action (he is staying in my apartment), so I’m literally stuck being around him. He’s been very toxic and petty since I found out. I just want this to end. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to spend alone time playing FIFA instead of having a relationship. If I ever find the CEO of EA Sports, I’m throwing hands. FML
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ThunderLightTSV 31
He'll have to sleep sometime. When he does, move his ass outside and lock the door.
Tripartita 45
It's moments like these I'd heavily consider the possibility that I'm living inside a Microsoft ad, OP.
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Comments (96)
Mister_Lister 5
You should be happy, with this you get to get rid of 2 pieces of garbage.
Justchill4xe 2
Just give it to him and ascend to PC gaming. You'll be getting rid of two horrible parts of your life.
sohigh10 34
What a world we live in, where he cheated but you have to move out.. It's just not right
Summercarezzi 11
Just push him out and change the locks. Don't give him your Xbox.
zmanryan4 4
If your name is on the lease then you can kick him out. If his names on the lease then you have to leave if both your names are on the lease then then I if you will have to leave. With the exception of you having the apt before and you added home to the lease.
Kazucchi 6
If he is on the lease and it's not just you paying to live there you have no right to kick him out before the lease is up. However, if it's all your money paying for the place, go for it. Just don't break any laws or lease rules. it'd be a stupid thing to do, and would leave a negative mark on your record. Good luck.
Inkoseh 33
If he's on the lease, he's legally allowed to stay there. If he is not, he has squatting rights for usually around 30 days. Talk to the landlord (Again, if he isn't paying for the lease) and he can help you with paperwork. It sucks, but Squatting rights were made for this very reason. No one deserves to be given a day to move out. If you've been asking for a while, tough luck. Start now to push him out.
sNOOBie_fml 24
Don't do stuff for him (anymore). Don't answer him, don't talk to him and keep an eye out for your stuff. Leave hints for him about getting the **** out, if it's your apartment, or look for your own while you show him that shit like that is not okay. Either he'll get annoyed having to do his own chores and what not and leave, get the hint and leave, or know what he's lost.
andrmac 25
Contact you landlord if he is not on the lease have them change the lock while he's out and see if the landlord has a holding place so he store all your exes things until he get back with no key and have the police waiting only to keep the peace and escort him out.
irishmaiden78 23
Landlords cannot legally due that. It has to follow due process and he has to go through an eviction before locks can be changed or he has to move out first on his own.
SmittyJA24 26
... you are the "X-box."