Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I found out my partner is cheating on me with several women. I broke up with him but he won’t move out without legal action (he is staying in my apartment), so I’m literally stuck being around him. He’s been very toxic and petty since I found out. I just want this to end. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to spend alone time playing FIFA instead of having a relationship. If I ever find the CEO of EA Sports, I’m throwing hands. FML
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ThunderLightTSV 31
He'll have to sleep sometime. When he does, move his ass outside and lock the door.
Tripartita 45
It's moments like these I'd heavily consider the possibility that I'm living inside a Microsoft ad, OP.
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Comments (96)
rydersmomma16 21
Oh man that is horrible OP I'm so sorry. Try your best to make his life a living hell and eventually he'll Leave, I hope?
rinnybell210 16
Dude. Just THROW HIS CRAP OUT THE WINDOW!
KornyKid 20
I'd call the police honestly
TheLawIsHere 23
Considering his name is most likely on the house, that would do absolutely nothing but waste time.
rydersmomma16 21
Also, For everyone telling her just to make him move or throw his stuff out; it's not that easy. even if her name is the only one on the lease, if he has established residency there by getting mail delivered, she has to give him a 30 day eviction. Shitty but that's the law. Cops cannot do anything to help on that either
igg125 30
Change the locks on him and have his shit out of the house when he comes back.
Boobookittyf96 10
don't give him shit!
silentanna 7
If his name isn't on the apartment lease you can call the police.
Mynxie 26
If his name is on the lease too, he has every right to stay there. And even if it isn't, you usually have to give them 30 days to move out.
human321 11
take all your stuff and his to a storage unit then disappear to a friends house for a week or two till you get a new place
Untouchable34 9
u should not be cheated on its not right... what's wrong with people today if ur not happy just leave don't cheat its stupid