Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I found out my partner is cheating on me with several women. I broke up with him but he won’t move out without legal action (he is staying in my apartment), so I’m literally stuck being around him. He’s been very toxic and petty since I found out. I just want this to end. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to spend alone time playing FIFA instead of having a relationship. If I ever find the CEO of EA Sports, I’m throwing hands. FML
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ThunderLightTSV 31
He'll have to sleep sometime. When he does, move his ass outside and lock the door.
Tripartita 45
It's moments like these I'd heavily consider the possibility that I'm living inside a Microsoft ad, OP.
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Comments (96)
kmpotator 13
Put a laxative in his drink. Cheaters suck!
iSsjGohan 18
ask the land lord for a new room
DarkAngelsBlade 25
I'll move him out for the price of your Xbox one.
farmgirl98 14
Where do you live OP? I'll be moving in tomorrow. Rest assured, bribery is effective motivation for me.
McFishFilet 9
Who owns legal rights to the house? If it's shared., sorry. If it's yours, call the cops. If it's his, quityerbitchin
blackrose1996 11
Don't do that he'll just bug you for more of he won't leave and it's your place call the cops if it's both of your get your stuff and go to a friends
veeziehoran 5
I feel you right now! I called off my wedding and broke up with my fiance bc I found out that he was cheating on me for 8 months.
Nitwit_Nitni 10
ya know, the Xbox idea might just work for you. I'm getting a divorce and get to keep everything, all because he wanted my Xbox so badly. My poor Ex, I can always buy another Xbox One, which is a whole lot cheaper route for me in the end. Good luck!!
molliekatz 6
**** THAT!!! Do NOT give his shaddy ass YOUR XBOX! Like he already broke your heart! BREAK HIS FACE ;) Or sleep with his brother!!
_TasteTheRainbow 24
I don't see the problem? You'd get rid of him and get rid of the shitty Xbox at the same time.