Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I found out my partner is cheating on me with several women. I broke up with him but he won’t move out without legal action (he is staying in my apartment), so I’m literally stuck being around him. He’s been very toxic and petty since I found out. I just want this to end. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to spend alone time playing FIFA instead of having a relationship. If I ever find the CEO of EA Sports, I’m throwing hands. FML
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ThunderLightTSV 31
He'll have to sleep sometime. When he does, move his ass outside and lock the door.
Tripartita 45
It's moments like these I'd heavily consider the possibility that I'm living inside a Microsoft ad, OP.
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Comments (96)
bad_boyfriend 10
You really need a brother or two. Were this to happen to me sister it would be solved very quickly.
laden_swallow09 35
Why reward his shit behavior with an expensive, big ticket item? Beat his ass into a pulp!
dracolich 27
Though he deserves to have his dick pecked out by angry seagulls, unfortunately you're the one who has to move out, not him. He lives there, too, and has no problem staying.
irishmaiden78 23
You may have to go through the eviction process to get him removed if he isn't on the lease but if he is and he is still paying rent you may have an issue and will need to speak with the landlord/manager about either removing yourself from the lease early or moving into a new location. Depending on how long the boyfriend has lived with you he unfortunately has legal rights to reside there no matter how uncomfortable.
DanielleinDC 34
Whose name is on the apartment lease? And when does it expire? I know it sucks, but you might want to consider moving out and sticking him with the rest of the lease just to be rid of him.
MrGarrett26 11
don't do it! on another note. gamer tag?
NoWayItsReal 9
Give away that Xbox and upgrade to a PlayStation! That's a win win in my book!
kakarot26 7
why would anyone give up a xbox one for such a dick
The_Leprichaun 2
Dont give him your xbox you really think he deserves a reward for being a piece of shit
andresmad33 4
ps4 is better giving away your xbone would be doing yourself a favor