Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I found out my partner is cheating on me with several women. I broke up with him but he won’t move out without legal action (he is staying in my apartment), so I’m literally stuck being around him. He’s been very toxic and petty since I found out. I just want this to end. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to spend alone time playing FIFA instead of having a relationship. If I ever find the CEO of EA Sports, I’m throwing hands. FML
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ThunderLightTSV 31
He'll have to sleep sometime. When he does, move his ass outside and lock the door.
Tripartita 45
It's moments like these I'd heavily consider the possibility that I'm living inside a Microsoft ad, OP.
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Comments (96)
will968 15
Make his life hell, or maybe get a straining order
eski2015 22
No! not the Xbox bribe him with a PS4 but not the Xbox
onibatty 15
You can have him evicted. No need to give your poor Xbox one to the jack ass.
KingSquisher 13
DO IT. DO IT AND GET A PC. BECOME ONE OF THE MASTER RACE.
ouijacorn 9
You're too nice, OP. It's time to enter bitch-mode and dump his shit out on the curb.
_Cakerz__ 3
NOOOO NOT THE XBOX NEVER THE XBOX XBOX NEEDS YOU
RetroClaymore 1
Do that and get a playstation 4 it has better exclusives anyway, and call the cops on the guy if he wont leave, kick that asshole to the curb with the hammer of justice.
ELoni_fml 25
Change the locks while he is at work
BatmanPN 20
Well the Xbox one s did just come out...
fictionaldiary 11
Then why don't YOU move out? I don't see how it would get that far.