mandapanda394

Miss Columbus, United States 32 years-old Single

Nuttjacob This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks

Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML

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Anonymous 1 March 2013, 12:02 Belmont, United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML

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whorecrux 2 July 2013, 03:37 Newark, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML

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