Today, I got a ticket from a cop for not riding my bike in the bike lane. I wasn't riding in the bike lane because I was avoiding construction work. FML
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Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, the police gave me a ticket for obstructing a loading bay as the vehicle "was not parked within the loading bay markings". I couldn't get the vehicle fully into the loading bay because there was a police vehicle in the way. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you're just a ******* idiot. I'm gonna go with the latter.
akallaan 7
There is a YouTube video about that. The guy got a ticket for the same reason and then he rode in the bike cycle lane and purposely hit construction cones, cars, and even a police car because they were all obstructing the bicycle lane. Quite funny, but it does suck OP.
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Comments (73)
dontstealmyshoes 0
Hahaha I'm lame
liquidfireKAN 0
you should have flew over the construction by transforming your bike into a unicorn
atthegates 0
Fight the ticket. U will get off without a doubt
chuckychan 8
Fines double in a construction zone?
LiveLaughFML 10
no, #17. your bike should have turned into Optimus Prime and you could have smashed threw the construction workers. :D
commietaco 0
17, unicorns don't fly.
flockz 20
43- unicorns arent real therefore can do anything they want. my unicorn flies but also has two mounted gatling guns. dont be afraid to dream big.
Iamnotmyself 17
Next time consider looking both ways before you break the law. If all else fails, use a unicorn with hyper syionic lasers, a sword, and puppy bombs (for those annoying siblings of yours, works like a charm).
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Take it to court. You'll win.
chell1894 13
dude, you can't do nothin right
manlove38 23
7 - Don't you know about Pegasus the flying horse. Well that could and might be the unicorn.
manlove38 23
That was for 47 not 7
2ndSucks 15
My unicorn flies and my pegasus is very horny. Why correct someone if they're not actually real?
ktateprado 0
Unicorns can suck it.
seanders 10
Lego Candy: When you eat it, you'll shit bricks!
Sportsfan86 3
1 - your comment sounds pretty lame
Androidz 0
wow that sucks
bthomas0319 2
Haha. Almost all of the comments on here have mostly thumbs downs
ktateprado 0
It becuz theirs ain't nobody using bad grammer fr the grammer natzis to attak. So they just go after everbody els.
laplander_fml 0
Are you the one in the "Best of YouTube podcast number 598" who got it refunded that is not an FML unless it also happen'd to you but without the refund? So yeah it sucks ( the FML and the question)
RyNo24 4
Ydi... Drive a car like a normal American.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you're just a ******* idiot. I'm gonna go with the latter.
perdix 31
Even worse, the OP is from Michigan. Why is he ******* around on a bike, when he should be driving a car made in Detroit?
Androidz 0
what if op is too young?
ktateprado 0
Apparently nobody heard of exercise.
perdix 31
In Michigan, the driving age is 6 if you drive an American car. If you want to drive a foreign car, it's 114.
RandomBanana_324 0
Maybe He Is Just Trying To Go Green! Don't Judge Him For Tryig To Save Te Earth!
Tyler12108 0
you could have got hit by a car'
saIty 17
In this case I can say, **** the POlice.
saIty 17
Wtf, what part of, In this case, can you not understand? Oh, and there are already a shit load of criminals running loose even with the police on the job. So please calm your nuts.
Friaza 29
I agree, your life sucks.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
It definitely does!
the_easter_bunny 1
Should have ridden through the construction... Smh
cumverg 0
So you weren't sodomized with a broomstick or incarcerated for being a minority. Big deal.
Haggie 3
That sux
Josh67 1
Cops are so dumb now...