Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML
Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
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tylermenezes 0
You guys are dumb as ****. If he called his teacher, do you really think he would leave out the "I broke my hand, which is why I'm asking"?
zombzomb 0
should've done the work earlier
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boyhowdy 0
As a TEACHER, I have two suggestions. Either of these should work, UNLESS you were supposed to have already written the papers before you broke your hand, in which case, you're just F-ed. 1. Type the essays. When you hand them in, bring a NOTE from your parents stating that they HOPE he/she will accept the papers for full credit given your inability to use your hand, ALONG WITH some sort of paperwork from the doctor. Do not skip ANY of those steps - include doctor, parent, and paper, and make sure they are in by the paper's due date. Then, wait. Either the teacher will accommodate you by allowing the typed paper to stand for the handwritten one, or not. If, in the end, the teacher takes off ANY credit for the papers not being handwritten, GO TO THE PRINCIPAL, along with your parents, and ask how to file a grievance against your teacher for not accommodating your injury after both parent and doctor letters. The principal will then force the teacher to change the grade. 2. Type the paper. Have it ready for class. In the morning, BEFORE you have that class, have your parents call the principal expressing their concern that your teacher is not accommodating your injury, even though you called her and explained the situation. Have them also note that you have typed the paper and have brought it to class hoping the teacher will accept the paper. The principal will call the teacher and tell them to accept the paper. Period. PS: Nightgod has it terribly, terribly wrong here. There is NOTHING wrong with requiring that students handwrite papers. Indeed, I do it all the time, because a) the STATE requires that students handwrite their state tests, and students who are not used to handwriting score much more poorly on that portion of those exams, and b) statistically, students who type are 25% LESS likely to catch errors, because type "looks" formal, and over 50% more likely to move things around instead of actually learning to edit and rethink ideas, the end result of which is poorer thinking and less learning. Sorry, Nightgod. Retarded is as retarded does.
tb15 0
Usually its the opposite in my school where teachers make us type our essays. Would it be against the rules to dictate? If not you could do that.
Bertha5 0
get someone to write it for you
Flounder 2
Write completely illegibly. If she complains or gives you bad marks, take it up with the administration.
AnRom 0
I doubt your teacher is that unreasonable
Lolzords 11
Huh, that's kinda weird. In my college (my secondary school too), all the graded coursework has to be typed and not stapled or it won't be accepted.
Izuation 0
Lol. According to your situation, the teacher is not allowed to do that. If you are incapable of doing the work by hand then you should damn well type it, and if she doesn't accept it you can ask the admins or principals. You have a broken hand and she expects you to write two essays by hand? Bull crap.
bubuchi3 0
11, 13: how is that plagiarism? Just wondering
caribbeansoul 0
it's technically not 'his/her' work because someone else wrote it...the technicality of this issue triples every year, i swear. it could be misinterpreted. >.
boyhowdy 0
Not sure what you mean - I certainly didn't recommend that someone else write it. I recommended ensuring that the OP covered all bases regarding parents and doctor note, that he/she TYPE the essay, and that he/she involve the principal, either before or after. Instead, I note that my earlier message has been returned - see #14. perhaps someone "moderated" the wrong one by accident?
boatkicker 5
The site's been glitchy tonight. A lot fo comments keep disappearing. They usually reappear after a few hours.
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
that seriously sukazz FYL
Twi_lover_EC 6
I knew a person in my class who broke there dominant hand and had to write out what they had to do and my teacher told them to write with there other hand. I saw there paper it looked like shit. So,FYL.
stella23 0
Their, there, and they're are all different words with different meanings. Learn them.
smitty809 0
Right on.