Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML
Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML
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Top comments
narrowords 18
The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?
melbournearsenal 18
Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !
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Comments (268)
HairyPunisher 27
While I'm sorry that you broke your arm, I have to admit that you deserved it for trying to be an attention ***** to begin with. If you had made a status update that no one commented on I would think differently but posting a picture just screams "pay attention to me" so everyone ignored you because the break clearly wasnt life threatening.
Mf2307 15
dont u love how insensitive people can be?
Glassmaster 0
You deserve it for expecting sympathy, drama queen.
braddah112233 1
Its sad that u crave attention from facebook
roxybeachgirl7 3
Facebook is stupid. And I'm sure your close friends are family will ask you when they see you in person.
fatandsexyful 0
R u ok
Josiah224 1
Well you put it on FB... Of course your ok
lovesmydamnation 0
Haha sounds like ur name is cade
littlecityof 3
Attention seeker, much?
x0xJLYNNx0x 1
Maybe you shouldn't have tried to get sympathy u probably seemed like u were looking for attention just saying. Hope you feel better