Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML
Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML
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Top comments
narrowords 18
The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?
melbournearsenal 18
Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !
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Comments (268)
Dramori 29
It's a redundant question - if you are well enough to post on FB then you are fine, stop your whining. Bitch. ;)
LolCakes111 7
So if I broke both my legs, my right arm, lost vision in my left eye and have Liver Cancer, I can post on Facebook, therefore I'm fine. Yeah.
munkeebutt 0
Aww...r u ok?
rawr182 0
As pointed out, clearly ******* not, you broke your arm
Amandick12 0
Someone's looking for attention....
simply_ashley1 6
If you broke your arm obviously your not okay...
thatshot808 6
Aww thats so sad no one likes you! maybe if you posted "i broke my arm doing....and it hurts like...." then ppl would have seen it and been sorry
allywin 4
When somebody have broke his arm, he s clearly not right.
docscientist 10
So breaking your arm wasn't the Fml, but not receiving adequate attention from Facebook is... Well, it looks like you finally got the attention you deserved.
Ballin8864 4
Are you alright? Are you okay!? Do you need life alert....!?
hiloyesno104 6
Why would they, an x-ray on FB!! Ya creeper!