Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
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Amber_the_Great 0
awww
glitterbabe224 0
thats the cutest thing ever(: how could she possibly say no?!
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Comments (113)
Lauren10102 3
I would go out with u if you gave me a cookie cake.... do u have another? O.O
fritzlisthaman 0
****
MrSassypants 34
Nazi now someone say something bad about me :)
Poster_Pastry 0
oh my god... ive been in love with a guy for 6 YEARS and i havent done a damn thing!! suck it up!!
justsayfuck 5
That really doesn't have anything to do with the OP's issue. Go cry somewhere else.
IWABO2_ 0
#32 just telll the guy you like him either he will like you or not
Abbey_Mae 0
The fact that you haven't done anything is, to put it bluntly, your fault. The worst he can do is say no; but it's not like I don't know how terrifying it is to admit your feelings to someone.
IWABO2_ 0
Quick go get the cake back theres still time!
illmatic2 16
That's just how the cookie crumbles. If this worked for every girl, then getting laid would be a piece of cake. Attempt #5.
bigbadtim 7
Dealing with girls is never a cakewalk.
DocBastard 40
You can't have your cake and eat it, too.
illmatic2 16
Sometimes it is. You just have to find the right slice.
bigbadtim 7
She broke your heart, and ate your cookie? That really takes the cake.
Zebidee 9
Hmm-kay, but if you giving her the cake was solely conditional on her dating you, it sort of means you're trying to get a girl to prostitute herself for cake. I know I'd go out with someone for cake, but I have extremely low standards, and - well - cake is cake. You on the other hand, might just want to examine your sketchy motives a little closer before complaining about the girls you're trying to date.
Blaw023 0
When she said no you should've threw the cake at her face and walked away like a champ
sweet_candy_ 17
Next time ask before giving the cake.
Hughmadd 0
The question was ON the cake
mackentoshe 0
hot sauce?
saywhaaat_01 0
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SaintE_fml 0
:)