Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
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Amber_the_Great 0
awww
glitterbabe224 0
thats the cutest thing ever(: how could she possibly say no?!
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Comments (113)
bigbadtim 7
She broke your heart and ate your cookie? That really takes the cake.
ALQ_fml 13
Probably one of the more clever comments I've seen on FML. Nice. :)
Master_Of_Sand 0
YDI for trying to ask out a girl with a cake, for trying to ask out a girl, and for even liking a girl.
FTWisRIGHT 0
Shut up, Gaara. c:
woahthatguy 0
so you are gay?
TheSofaKing 7
To bad there was not any Exlax in it.
seymourlilly17 0
who said there wasn't?
allanjtwright 0
beat me to that pun grr lol
LightSkinFresh 0
#19 *Too
mike3775 39
When she said no, you should have said ok, and tossed the cake in the trash. No way would I have let her take the cake after a no
GottaLoveFML95 0
Hahaha FAIL
Allymeme 3
Ha ha ha
seymourlilly17 0
Sucks because cake would've made you feel better especially if it had her name... then you could eat her.
Brandon9593 0
Probably not in the way he had intended
mrahhhhh 21
YDI for asking out the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.
rowsif 4
bahahahahahhhahahahahah!!!
yummy_mummy 0
awww that's a really sweet way to propose (no pun intended) you may have given a few people an idea. fyl for having a greedy girlfriend
fritzlisthaman 0
GETTTTTT FRITZLLLLLLEDDDD!!!!!!!!
mrahhhhh 21
The expression is "Get frizzled." Now get back on the magic short bus.
mackentoshe 0
"Grammar Nazi" much? hahaha xD
mrahhhhh 21
77 f your life for not getting the reference. Maybe it was only a thing from my local area, but everyone my age GREW UP watching the magic school bus!
RonnieBurgundy 0
#120 F Your Life for not getting the joke.