Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing off my new pet bird to my friends over video chat. I opened the cage to demonstrate how friendly he was. Instead of perching on my finger like usual, he flew out the window. I spent the next hour chasing him around the neighborhood in my pajamas. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes trying to shoo a bird out of my apartment. After finally getting it outside, I closed the window, turned around, and realized I'd locked myself out instead. The bird flew away. I didn't. FML
Today, the bird that has been stuck in my roof for two days, keeping me awake at night, finally flew out of the roof and into the house. As I was opening the door to send it outside, it flew straight back up into the roof. FML
Today, a pigeon flew into my apartment through an open window. I tried for 20 minutes to guide it back outside. It eventually left on its own, then immediately flew back in through the window again. FML
Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML
Today, I set my parrot in the bathroom while I cleaned his cage, thinking he would be safe there. He was in fact safe, but not so the used maxi pad he chewed up. FML
Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML
Today, it's 1 a.m. and once again a freaking bird has flew into my house from the attic. My cats are of course all crazy right now as it sits in my room, in a high corner beyond reach. My children are sleeping and I have no way to let it outside from where it is right now. Oh and it's freezing outside. FML
Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML
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jSOPURE 3
No freaking way... Let me guess what's for dinner. :)
KenMcGormick 0
Today, I just gotten from a pet shop to my new owner's house. They decided that I should be let flying around the house. They forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML
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Comments (98)
MissSarcasm01 18
That will leave an emotional scar. For like, ever
ishmelbacon 7
Fatality
fantasyworld 39
I feel bad for your kids who are now traumatized.
Countryboy1996 18
YDI makes no sense here.. As a parent who has had a similar thing happen to him before.. Your life sucks.
rllyfrickenbored 17
i have parakeets and it was best to let them get used to their new surroundings. if they fly around, something like that could happen because they don't know where they are. try taking word of this. it will help
blob 8
Im real mad because im a happy budgie owner and I’m decently disappointed that you didn’t research what you’re doing. Not only are you supposed to slowly train them but I feel you didn’t know that these bad boys live for 15 years if you take care of it. If you get another go on youtube and watch Alen AxP, his channel shows proper care and how to train a new bird, also watch him before hand so you understand what your life is because you have to have them out over a hour a day and constantly care for them as they are needy.
randybryant799 21
You should never get a pet again. Ever.