Today, the bird that has been stuck in my roof for two days, keeping me awake at night, finally flew out of the roof and into the house. As I was opening the door to send it outside, it flew straight back up into the roof. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a pigeon flew into my apartment through an open window. I tried for 20 minutes to guide it back outside. It eventually left on its own, then immediately flew back in through the window again. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes trying to shoo a bird out of my apartment. After finally getting it outside, I closed the window, turned around, and realized I'd locked myself out instead. The bird flew away. I didn't. FML
Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
Today, I was showing off my new pet bird to my friends over video chat. I opened the cage to demonstrate how friendly he was. Instead of perching on my finger like usual, he flew out the window. I spent the next hour chasing him around the neighborhood in my pajamas. FML
Today, it's 1 a.m. and once again a freaking bird has flew into my house from the attic. My cats are of course all crazy right now as it sits in my room, in a high corner beyond reach. My children are sleeping and I have no way to let it outside from where it is right now. Oh and it's freezing outside. FML
Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML
Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML
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wiiareonfire 0
wait, so you had that bird up in your roof for that long, and it kept you up at night, but you didn't call a pest control of any sort?
Nofreakingway 0
Meanwhile on the birds blog "today I finally got out of the roof i've been stuck in for two days. I then flew right back in. FML"
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Comments (19)
Person1233 13
BURN DOWN THE HOUSE :D
apolo_fml 0
or get an exterminator :O
cyanidesandwich 21
Or get the rifle :D
wiiareonfire 0
wait, so you had that bird up in your roof for that long, and it kept you up at night, but you didn't call a pest control of any sort?
tiptoppc 21
It’s Australia. A bird there would spook and run off any responding animal control. If not kill them.
rawrwhore 0
lmfao, i would be pissssed. :/
ladiesman14 0
i hate birds that smoke like in the cartoons.
strata8 0
And here I was thinking birds slept at night. I now can see that they don't sleep at all... apparently.
CJ090 0
I couldn't take a bird in my house birds broke off a shingle on my house n flew in my attic. Above my room and them come some mornings and flap and annoy me but I would flip if they came in my room ever since the birds the movie I've been slightly afraid of birds
tiptoppc 21
What in the chatgpt-gone-retarded did I just read
misspeg 0
there are rats or possums or something among the likes in my bfs roof. they are pretty rowdy at night. they have bn there for years. we call them the friends upstairs lol
Witchcraft_fml 5
Tweet tweet.
alwaysalady 0
Once, a pidgin flew into my living room through an open window while i was asleep on the couch. i woke up screaming and ran outside. Now the two non english peaking Asian families on either side of me have started calling my "Mrs. Bird Lady." Birds can really suck
falon142012 22
I think you mean pigeon. lol
amitalegaonkar 0
**** that **** peta kill that little ******