Today, I blared my music while I got ready for a night out. Getting really into this one song, I grabbed onto the nearest thing as a makeshift microphone. It happened to be the hot end of my curling iron. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML
Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I had to stay at a friend's house because my dryer caught fire. My friend decided to start cleaning, so he put on his music playlist. By sheer coincidence, the first song that played was "Light My Fire." FML
Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
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unidentified_sta 5
It is a sign, please never pick up a microphone.
smashgrab 0
YDI for blaring your music & disturbing your neighbors, wasting time by dancing around like an idiot, not looking at what you are picking up before you grab a hot curling iron, and being a moron. For the sake of mankind, do not reproduce. Ever.
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Comments (84)
Devin91 20
ur stupid .
xMegan 0
ur hot.
X_o_X_ocutie 0
aww true dat
thisgirl2u 9
I don't think he was implying that his "comment" was a win. In fact, I believe he was suggesting the girl that puts things in her mouth was a "win" .. Either way it wasn't very funny. 0_o
caraphernelia 0
that's hot.
sasonzal 4
those up pointing arrows at the end of the comment ^ ^ got me thinking he was talking about himself,oh well
McMan 23
I want to know what song was playing. Something ironic like "We Didn't Start the Fire", "Throwing Fire", "Love the Way You Lie" or something along those lines would make this FML just that much better. Let's be more aware of our surroundings next time OP :P
iLucid 0
sex on fire...I'm on fire... fire in free town
Serec 0
In the heat of tonight???
Meeshiaa 7
She wasn't intending to put it in her mouth. Nowhere in her fml does it say that.
thisgirl2u 9
Exactly # 22! I think # 8 just got a little overly excited at the idea of a woman putting anything remotely close to her mouth.
Driftz 3
Buy a microphone next time.
McMan 23
Buy a microphone to pretend to sing instead of being more cautious with what we choose to improvise with, ingenious.
marc_with_a_c 3
good job, dumbass
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI. You should've seen it coming. Wow, if it wasn't screwed on...