Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, I blacked out while riding my electric scooter. Luckily, I was quickly jolted awake when my chin hit the tarmac. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s party when I needed to use the restroom. I walked into a closet and couldn’t find my way out in the dark. I ended up knocking over several items before someone heard the commotion and rescued me. I think someone recorded the whole thing so I'm afraid it gets posted it onto social media. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
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Top comments
AlienX_fml 0
That is a friends job. They cant help u blacking out. The only thing they can do is take funny pictures.
imacreeper 3
your friend couldn't do much, considering the fact you were both ON a rollercoaster. if I was OP's friend, I would have done the same thing! that's a true friend right there.
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Comments (172)
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
your comments make my day. :)
WarriorOfAwesome 1
What were they supposed to do on a rollercoaster?? If you were on the ground I would sympathize, maybe they shouldn't have taken pictures...even though they were probably, really, funny.
Sawako7 0
That's the point of the FML. OP knew that his friend couldn't do anything about him blacking out but it's the fact that his friend took pictures of OP and put them on Facebook.
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
sounds like a wonderful friend to me :)
imnotcraZ 0
u always have to make ur own entertainment.
RainbowHeadache 2
How could they have helped? Taking pictures is the only practical thing they could do. Haha
daisy193 0
how do you help someone who has blacked out on a roller coaster? you're both strapped in....
trimmerr 1
You reach over and pull their tounge out and hold onto it so they don't swallow it .
maryrain 0
I would've done the same thing
kasey3591 3
only a true friend would be that cruelly honest :)...... and not to mention, its not like you wouldn't have done the same thing.. just sayin
Jojo07_fml 0
can I see?
lexiibugg21 0
that sucks for you...