Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, I blacked out while riding my electric scooter. Luckily, I was quickly jolted awake when my chin hit the tarmac. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s party when I needed to use the restroom. I walked into a closet and couldn’t find my way out in the dark. I ended up knocking over several items before someone heard the commotion and rescued me. I think someone recorded the whole thing so I'm afraid it gets posted it onto social media. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
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Top comments
AlienX_fml 0
That is a friends job. They cant help u blacking out. The only thing they can do is take funny pictures.
imacreeper 3
your friend couldn't do much, considering the fact you were both ON a rollercoaster. if I was OP's friend, I would have done the same thing! that's a true friend right there.
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Comments (172)
Bossman11 6
lol
10thPrestige 0
Friends at there best, NOT.
TheShard1994 5
Spelling at its best. NOT
Gemsbok 5
Memories ! - priceless !
deaddude221 0
friends are there to **** with you. once snapped into the roller coaster your relatively safe. plus your alive enough to put this up so they didn't let you die at least haha.
nanholt101 0
hero friend
BigKatt 1
link to the pics?
pro_13_ 0
doom2 is my hero :)
KITOtheKID 0
Hey at least you didn't sh!t yourself!
chosha_fml 27
Skatejock21 They could hold their friend's head so it doesn't fling around on the ride. They could gently tap them or talk to them to help them come to. They were not totally incapable - after all, they managed to handle a camera just fine.
victorianrider 0
To be honest, exactly what could he have done to "help" you? But yeah it's not the end of the world, not like you were naked on the floor after your friends stripped you at a party and put THAT on facebook...