Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, I blacked out while riding my electric scooter. Luckily, I was quickly jolted awake when my chin hit the tarmac. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s party when I needed to use the restroom. I walked into a closet and couldn’t find my way out in the dark. I ended up knocking over several items before someone heard the commotion and rescued me. I think someone recorded the whole thing so I'm afraid it gets posted it onto social media. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
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AlienX_fml 0
That is a friends job. They cant help u blacking out. The only thing they can do is take funny pictures.
imacreeper 3
your friend couldn't do much, considering the fact you were both ON a rollercoaster. if I was OP's friend, I would have done the same thing! that's a true friend right there.
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Comments (172)
creedaddict 9
ha!
FLOWbroLAX 4
Your lucky He/she didn't write on ur face then take the photo:/
FLOWbroLAX 4
should have put it on myspace ,, noone uses that enymoree
melmeldolphin 8
Not to quibble or anything, but you didn't black out, you passed out. Blacking out is when you drink so much you don't remember what happened, but were still functioning and conscious. Passing out is losing consciousness. So unless you were drinking before you got on this roller coaster, I highly doubt you blacked out.
HeavyMetalViking 0
So, OP was hoping his friend would pry open the safety harnesses of the roller coaster, pull him out and bring him over 30 feet down to the groud while the roller coaster is still moving. I know my friend won't do it, because his name is Clark Can't.
v4extreme 6
what did you expect them to do?
monsterguru 0
that is a best friend u have right there
macskapingvin 0
Society really seems to have a very strange idea of best friends these days. When I was young a best friend was someone who would cut their arm off to build you a stretcher.
chosha_fml 27
Whether or not the friend could do much to help is irrelevant. They still shouldn't have taken photos and posted them in FB. This is not like when people pass out drunk - they deserve the ridicule.
Skatejock21 0
how do you expect help from a friend who is on a rollercoaster with you while the ride is in motion? Come on... use some common sense.
peaceee5 0
Hahahaha I blacked out for part of a roller coaster and while I was blacked out for a few seconds my head was leaning forward...two of my guy friends were in the seats behind laughing at me and my friend lol so embarrassing and I think us and only a few others were screaming the whole time