Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
Time for some serious discussions about the state of your marriage and his level of consideration, care, and respect for you.
mattgotest2 0
Sad, sad. Someone should be in the doghouse for a while..
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Comments (632)
darienlake 0
people get appendix failures because we sit on the toilet when we poop. feces gets clogged around the entrance of the appendix because our bodies are designed to squat when we poo and not sit.
darienlake 0
yeah i learned this because i had a friend who's appendix burst and i just wanted to know how to prevent it. so now at home, i squat!
alexandraa_fml 0
I learned something today.
maryammonib 0
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
kitties5 0
yea it hurts but after your appendix actually bursts you wont die for a few weeks, its just harder to clean up for the doctors in surgery
ohhoho 2
No... you'll die within a few hours.
kitties5 0
no, no you wont unless there is a bleed from somewhere else you wont die for a few weeks
jre89 0
You're a moron. You will die within a few hours. My mother almost died because her appendix burst and she didn't get to the hospital right away and it wasn't because she had some random bleed. Asshole.
mkhan21 2
There have been deaths ...
iamgoofymovie 0
so u expected him to quit playing Call of Duty to drive ur ass to the emergency room when he could have possibly had a hell of a kill streak going? what if he was about to drop a nuke?
heavenforbids 0
what an asshole. :( dump his sorry ass.
sweeteen16 0
He's an asshole
Squeezeit 0
lesson for the ladies: stop chasing the alpha dog high school football player jock jerk and seek out the nice guy beta male that might actually care about you.
jackie_loka 0
wow what an asshole
texas_justice 0
...alpha male does not play video games. she is married to a video gamer pussy.
liveloveandownit 0
Playing video games does not make one an Alpha or Beta Male. Telling you to shut your piehole and make him a sammich makes him an Alpha when he only cares about himself.
MrMaD_fml 2
this is your opportunity to get a divorce, take half his shit, and **** some new dudes.
zabava 0
Hopefully you haven’t “cried wolf” before too many times. While on the surface, truly not a nice thing he did, however if this is something you tend to do frequently, then there is a chance he couldn’t tell real pain from your normal drama. There are almost always two sides to every story. Of course you could go with Plan B, tell him your not a Drama queen, but a size queen and that you need to kick him (and his small bits) to the curb.
Azleo 0
I bet you are the type to complain all the time which gave him ample reason to believe you were crying wolf. Toughen up and get your husband a PS3 so he can game like a real man.
Zills 0
indeed ps3 ftw! Sony!!
livingdeadgirl9 0
as i've said in an earlier post. she wouldn't be just complaining or whining or bitching. she would be in extreme pain and probably bawling. so her possibility of being a natural complainer as an excuse goes out the window when you find out its an appendix issue. grow up.