Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
Time for some serious discussions about the state of your marriage and his level of consideration, care, and respect for you.
mattgotest2 0
Sad, sad. Someone should be in the doghouse for a while..
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Comments (632)
CallMeHush 1
Someone is going to be in big friggin trouble. I'm so glad it isn't me :D
eat_this_buddie 5
sorry. you have a 13 year old for a husband. I would toss the xbox out the window.
Sun_Kissed18 25
while he watches, then sit him down and talk to him because divorce is not always the perfect solution, despite what you all say.
Batman4890 0
I used to be 13 in fact I was just a few days ago but for the whole year I was 13 nobody asked me to drive them anywhere... in fact if her husband was 13 I think she would deserve it for asking someone under the legal driving age to drive her somewhere. However you could have merely said "I'm sorry your husband is as immature as a 13 year old". Also I had grown out of my xbox at the age of 12 so for all you people getting annoyed at the sexist people, but also calling the guy a 10 year old thats stereotyping as well
nothingbutnet003 0
really? either you're a terrible troll or an idiot. we aren't stereotyping him by calling him immature and uncaring; he proved us right when he nearly let his wife die. and of course he isn't 13, it's called exaggeration.
theeBeezWaXx 0
wow what a dick!
askantha 0
he is a moron and he doesnot deserve you.. kick him on his nuts..
Batman4890 0
would you drive a husband/wife (I don't know about your preference) to the A&E for a sore stomach? or would you give him/her pain killers?
livingdeadgirl9 0
most people don't carry around painkillers. and her "stomachache" would've probably been the worst pain she'd experienced therefore her husband is kind of a dick for not taking her in. In that state of pain, she wouldn't be whining or bitching, she would be straight up bawling her eyes out.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Oh my god, it is ER. NOT A&E. That is a TV channel, NOT the ER. This is the second time you have called it the A&E. It even says in the FML "ER".
cocainewhore 30
#626 it is called A&E in the UK, I think that's why people are calling it that.
brand125 17
187 - she said she felt like she was ****** DYING, not a normal stomach ache.
ThemeaningofLife_fml 0
Leave the guy then and there.
knockasauras 0
YDI for your own body hating you.
LissaMccracken 23
I hope you aren't serious...
MidgetInvasion 14
This is hilarious
valitutto17 0
sounds like my type of buddy, xbox xbox xbox!!!!
yzaldana 0
PUNISHMENT: NO SEX!!!
astarkreality 0
She won't be having sex for a while anyways.
ZombieBunnies 0
Why? Did she lose the ability to use her mouth and/or make sammiches?
I_dont_care771 0
stop complaining and be happy that you made it. it's not an fml unless u dont make it
alexFYL 11
it's only an fml if you die amirite?
noobgang7 5
it's not about the appendix it's about her heartless husband
kido692 0
you are an idiot
NostalgiaFreak9 43
#27 Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Ft9princess 0
What an ass! I hope you're doing better. I'd take the xbox from him. lol
afarr 0
In Soviet russia, you explode in appendix!
albinomustang 0
ydi for not capitalizing XBOX lol jk